Advice for the Signs!
- Aries: Drink More Water!
- Taurus: Go for a morning jog!
- Gemini: Contact an old friend!
- Cancer: Do something that scares you!
- Leo: Go to bed early!
- Virgo: Kill a man!
- Libra: Take a warm bath!
- Scorpio: Watch your favorite movie!
- Sagittarius: STOP INFORMING TUMBLR USER BREASTFORCE5 THAT THEY FORGOT SAGITTARIUS IN THAT ONE FUCKING HORRORSCOPE POST. JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. I GET IT. I FUCKED UP. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE FORTY FUCKING MESSAGES IN MY ASKBOX LETTING ME I KNOW I FORGOT YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SIGN. FOURTY. THAT'S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS. IS THAT REALLY FUCKING NECESSARY?
- Capricorn: Spend time with a loved one!
- Aquarius: Do some yoga!
- Pices: Finish something you're working on!
If you see something sexual in a 12 year old YOU are the problem. Not the video. Not the leotard. Not the dance. YOU.
YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT.
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
- Mom: Why are you on your phone so much
- Me: Well I pay so damn much for it I might as well get my money's worth
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
Vodka?
Yes