danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

posted 2 weeks ago with 232,552 notes

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

posted 1 month ago with 372,537 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

posted 1 month ago with 188,214 notes

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun)

posted 1 month ago with 174,056 notes

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

posted 1 month ago with 104,462 notes


Target Center; Private gig in Minneapolis, Minnesota. 18.7.2013
http://officialnbhd.tumblr.com/post/95509680388/shakethecobwebs-if-skinny-people-get-this-mad

shakethecobwebs:

if skinny people get this mad over one lyric in a song imagine how they would feel if they had to face the constant reminders that there is something fundamentally flawed and disgusting about your body and that it’s all your fault and that it would be better if you just…

posted 1 month ago with 6,253 notes

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

posted 2 months ago with 252,437 notes