deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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posted 2 days ago with 88,516 notes

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

posted 1 week ago with 209,431 notes

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

posted 1 week ago with 813,390 notes

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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posted 1 week ago with 491,476 notes

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

posted 1 week ago with 326,667 notes

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

posted 1 week ago with 329,258 notes

rip-homegirl:

im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

posted 1 week ago with 88,589 notes