br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

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exoticharry:

how am i going to explain taylor swift to my children

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quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

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thatrichterkid:

saltydreams:

whatyoudont-understand:

feedhertothesh4rks:

Gurl knows what’s up

Never thought id reblog Miley but she’s on point.

I love you

This explains alot about her in all honesty.