when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”